December 14, 2016
Dear Terry, I've been sick with the poops. I don't like having the poops. But I didn't have any accidents in the house. Mom gave me some Don't Poop Medicine and it would work and then I would get sick again. I have to eat some real plain food. Petey won't even share his food with me. But yesterday I started to feel better and ate my regular food and everything! But I don't get to have any snacks. Dad always gives me snacks. So does Mom but Dad gives me more. Mom was real happy yesterday and today because I had no messy poops at all, only regular poop! Mom says stop talking about Poop! She's had to clean up a lot of Poop all over the yard. Mom is Pooped Out! Woof! Did you see all the snow?? Me and Mom played some in the snow. Not a whole lot because we both got really cold and came back in the house. I didn't tell Santa about the poops because I want him to bring my special frosted biscuits with the sprinkles on them. Mom says don't worry about that but how can I not be?? I only get those once a year!
Hope you don't have the Poops!
Barks and Wags, FredDog
Wow Fred, December has been a crazy month for you! Cow herding, cats falling from the trees, and now poops! There are not a lot of things worse than the poops. Good job on no accidents in the house, but if you do have one just look real cute and tell your mom shit happens. I'm glad your feeling better, did you have to eat boiled chicken breast and rice? That's what Newtie had to eat when he had the poops and he didn't like it. I wouldn't worry about special Christmas biscuits...you're the best doggie in the world, Santa knows that so I'm sure there are yummies in your future. Lots of love and kisses to you and your mom and your dad and Penny and crazy Petey.
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