December 10, 2016

Dear Terry, Santa is coming soon! I hope he brings me my frosted biscuits with the sprinkles on top. He brings them to me EVERY year! He wouldn't let me down this year, right? I've been good. Well, pretty good. I haven't eaten PeteyCat. I was pretty good on most of the walks with Mom. I made sure the house was safe from the Scary People trying to open the door. I took care of Dad. I hope Santa didn't hear me swearing when everyone took me to the Ocean. I herded cows and sent them home. Ok, back to the Ocean. That shouldn't even count. Nothing that makes your feet wet should count towards being Naughty or Nice. That wouldn't be fair. Right??? I bet Santa's Reindeer don't have to go in the Ocean. Santa wouldn't do that to them. I bet Mom is on the Naughty List for making me go to the Ocean. HUMPHHHH. All I want is my biscuits. PennyCat told me that she always gets her favorite food from Santa - no matter how many times she slaps me in the face. PeteyCat is really bad all year long and he still got treats last year. I hope Santa forgives me for freaking out at the Ocean. Mom says he will and don't worry she has it on good authority that I am on the Biscuit List! I hope so!

Love and Woofs, FredDog