December 12, 2015

Dear Santa, Mom says I came up with a pretty good list this year, even though it looks a lot like last year's list.  I thought I would tell you all the good things I did this year.

Good Things:

1. I learned how to play nice with my cat friends. Now I only chase Petey Cat when we play. And I hardly ever sit on him anymore when he annoys me. I think that's pretty good.

2. I hardly ever make Penny Cat fluffy. Not since I learned that cats have claws and aren't afraid to use them to put an eye out.

3. I help Dad all the time, especially when he doesn't feel good.

4. I don't steal underpants anymore. Hardly.

5. I bark real loud when anyone comes on the property to let Mom and Dad know something is going on.

6. I protected Mom in the park from weirdos.

7. I let Petey Cat sometimes eat my food. And I even let him sleep next to me and use me as a pillow.

See, Santa??? I've worked hard at being good!! What I would really like for Christams are some of those frosted biscuits you bring me every year on a plate!! The kind with the sprinkles on them. Maybe you could bring little ones for Petey and Penny Cat. We like any flavors. I already have my Christmas Collar on because I can barely stand the wait until the holiday gets here!

Barks and Wags, FredDog!