March 6, 2015
Dear Terry, Oh Boy was yesterday pretty exciting! The Electric Man was here and he knocked on the door and everything! I barked at him super loud so that Mom could barely hear what he said. I wanted him to know this was MY house! He was going to change the meter outside. He used a ladder and I saw him in the window and I barked even harder. I barked so loud I got the hiccups! Then he went away and everything was quiet. Mom says me and her are going to take a walk this weekend because it will be kindof warm outside. I can't wait!
Love and Woofs, FredDog
Dear Fred,
ReplyDeleteIt's your friend Newton here. My mom says I should give you some tips about living with cats, especially baby cats, because I have lots of experience. First thing you need to know is that cats are crazy and kittens are extra, extra crazy. You will never figure them out. They sleep like you think they are maybe dead and when you try to flip them with your nose they wake up immediately and try to claw your eyes out...and they're really FAST about it. Also when they see things that are not there and act crazy don't try to join in because they will try to claw your eyes out and they'll do it before you even know what's happening because they're really FAST. Also, and I don't understand this one, they can sniff and taste your food but don't you even try to do the same thing because they'll try to claw your eyes out. Don't try to join in when they run through the house at warp speed because when they do it it's cute and when you do it things get broken and you get in trouble, big trouble, much bigger than the kitten gets in trouble. There is some good stuff, they grow up and quit trying to claw your eyes out, they slow down, and you even have fun times with them. They will never stop sleeping in your bed. And stay alert because the will occasionally still try to claw your eyes out and will always be crazy but they are your family and you will one day realize you love them. You won't understand why and I think it's because you catch crazy from them like people catch colds from each other. I love my cats but I have to tell you i wish they were dogs. Oh, I forgot to tell you not to sniff their butts like we do each other they thinks it's offensive and will try to claw your eyes out. Good luck!! Newton PS Also don't eat their toys, or their poop, both will give you a big tummy ache.